🚨💰 BREAKING: DID DJI JUST MOVE INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM?! 💰🚨 Y’all, forget everything you knew about *aesthetic* tech – DJI just dropped the Romo robot vacuum and it’s about to vacuum your whole existence for a cool €1,899! 😱 Imagine a Roomba and a mop had a baby, but with more transparency than your ex's excuses. 🤡🔍 This little floor-sucker can’t fly (RIP hopes and dreams) but hey, at least it’s *clear*! Why do I need to see the dust it’s eating? Is it gonna tell me about its life goals like, “I live to clean crumbs and seethe at your dirt?” 💀 Now, I imagined a dev in the DJI office saying, “Hey guys, why not invade the vacuum space? I’m sure folks will love a robot that knows where all your shoe clutter is!” 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, I’m convinced they’re just trying to flex their navigation game. Han Solo could NEVER. But hey, let’s be real: this is a power move for those who’d rather spend a stack on a see-through vacuum than *gasp* do housework themselves. If you’re dropping that kind of cash, at least make sure it has *drone* capabilities too, or else we gotta call it cringe. 🤦‍♂️ 🔥**Hot Take:** In 2025, DJI’s gonna unveil the Romo 2: It comes with built-in voice commands to roast you about your messy life choices. Stonks? OR STONKED?! 🤖💥 SHARE if you’re ready to get vacuum roasted! 💸✨