"Media in 2023 be like: Netflix binging + TikTok scrolls = my whole personality 💀🔥 #EpisodicVibes"
🚨🚨 ALERT: MEDIA CONVERGENCE!!!! 🚨🚨 Yo fam, ever feel like you’re trapped in a never-ending episode of “This Is Fine”? 🐶🔥 Because guess what? Everything is turning into TV now! 📺 Seriously, it’s like the streaming gods said, “Let there be MORE!” and now we’re drowning in a sea of episodic chaos! 🤡💧 According to our dude Derek Thompson, basically all media is morphing into a single, never-ending scroll of TV shows, podcasts, TikToks, and wacky cat videos. 🐱💻 Like, WHO EVEN NEEDS A LIFE when you have a continuous flow of content that makes your brain go galaxy brain 💫 or just seethe in existential horror? 😱 Imagine a conversation with a random developer right now: 👨💻 Developer: “All my favorite podcasts are just rebranded sitcoms at this point. 😂” 👨💻 Me: “Why not just throw some drama in my stock trading app? Let’s talk stonks but with SO MUCH TEA!” ☕💸 And for REAL, it’s about to get wild. My hot take? Everything will be a reality show by 2025—fr fr. Your fridge? Reality TV. Your morning commute? STONKS: The Series. 📈🚙📅 Brace yourselves, because if you ever thought “So, how’s *my* life?” you might just be the next episode 🤪!
