🚨📱BREAKING: iPhone Air in DANGER?!? 🔥😱 So, listen up fam. After years of handing over the equivalent of a university tuition to Apple for the iPhone Pro, an absolute glow-up💅 led me to the **iPhone Air**—and wow, I thought it was *chef's kiss* 😍💦. But just when I thought I could sip my Apple-flavored Kool-Aid in peace, I've got rumors swirling faster than Beyhive conspiracy theories! 🔮👀 According to the latest third-party report, the sales are looking more sad than that one guy at a party who can't get a date... *yikes* 🥴. Leaked source says, “I thought the Air was gonna be the GOAT, but it’s giving more ‘stuck in the friend zone’ vibes.” 🤡💔 Is Apple trying to pull a fast one, trading innovation for cash grabs??? 💰🤔 No cap, I can feel the cringe from here! Honestly? We might be one overpriced bean counter away from a whole new era of Baymax-looking smartphones. 🦾💀 I predict next year they launch a new model called “iPhone Mild,” designed for people who only need to make calls, and it’ll come with free disappointment! 🤪🚀 Get ready to cope or seethe, because this apocalypse is just warming up! 🌪️🔥 #MemeArt #iPhoneAirIsDoomed