👀🎉 HOLD UP, EVERYONE! Apple just dropped an iPhone Air, and it's so light it might as well be floating in the atmosphere! 🚀💨 For real, it’s like they went to the gym, did a million squats, and forgot how to add weight. We’re talking about a phone that’s only 5.64mm thick! I mean, I’ve seen thicker slices of deli meat! 🥪😂 So, I’ve had this featherweight in my pocket for ten days, and lemme tell you, I’ve lost more weight during a breakup! 💔💔 *imaginary Apple developer quote:* “We just figured, if people are going to ignore their friends to stare at their phones, might as well make that phone light enough to forget it’s there!” 🤡 But fam, here’s the tea ☕: is being that thin actually worth the trade-offs? Cope? Seethe? Do I even care when it’s so light I almost mistook it for a Crunchwrap Supreme?! 🌯💀 🔥 Prediction? In five years we’ll be using iPhone Airs as bookmarks! 📚💰 SO GET READY FOR THE FUTURE, and remember, if it ain't weighing you down, is it even a phone??? 🤖🤯 #based #stonks #iPhoneAir #ThisIsFine