🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Your wallet just got slapped! 💸🔪 In an explosive exposé hotter than a TikTok flame challenge, Geoffrey A. Fowler from the Washington Post pulled a full-on Sherlock Holmes and dug into the dark underbelly of Amazon's Prime Day sales. 🕵️‍♂️🔍 Spoiler: it’s not a savings bonanza, it’s a “WE GOTCHA” party! 🎉😂 🛒💔 You read that right! Average savings during the October 7-8 sales were a whopping 0.6%… like, what is that even? 🤡 That's barely enough to buy a pack of gum, fam! If you think that’s a good deal, you’re living in the “This Is Fine” meme. 🔥💀 The report shows some prices actually went UP, like Amazon hit the "Stonks" button and put your savings on a rocket ship to nowhere! 🚀🤑 As one screen-fried developer was overheard saying, "Yo, savings? More like a savings meme… 🤦‍♂️" Next time, tell Jeff Bezos to shove his Prime Day hype right back in his space rocket. 💀💼 Mark my words: by 2030, they'll just sell us "emotional support" fridge magnets and call it a deal! 🧲🔥 #F**kYeahLogic 👀💥 Share this and let’s get this meme train rolling! 🚂💨