🚨📱 BREAKING: iOS 26 Just Landed, and It’s Like an IKEA Store in Your Settings! 💡🛠️ Listen up, fam! The developers at Tim Apple HQ just dropped iOS 26 & 26.1 like it’s hot 🔥. But don’t let the boring release notes fool you! This update is about as exciting as watching paint dry on a Windows ME computer. 💩 So, what did I do right away? Buckle up for a wild ride through Customization Zone! 🚀✨ 1. TURNED ON DARK MODE: Because why not cause a mini solar eclipse every time I check my DMs? 😎🌑 2. DISABLED SIRI: I don’t need a digital assistant judging my life decisions. “Hey Siri, remind me to take my vitamins.” This ain’t a therapy session! 💀😤 3. MODIFIED NOTIFICATION SETTINGS: FOMO? Nah, I’m just trying to keep the chaos to a minimum. This is fine. 🔥☕ *Leaked Dev Quote*: “We added a new ‘Do Not Disturb When Your Life is a Mess’ feature, but we’re calling it ‘Focus’ to sound fancy.” 🤖💰 Pro tip: If you change your *battery percentage* to 69%, you’ll unlock the ultimate “STONKS” energy! 📈💖 And my hot take? iOS 26 is just the beginning; Android will merge with iOS in a surprise crossover event, and we’ll all end up with sentient phones that roast us. 🤖💥 I can feel the cringe already! Share this or I will haunt your notifications! 👻💀