🚨🐑💤 Alright, tech fam, it’s time to wake the heck up because BLACK FRIDAY is coming in hotter than your cousin Steve's spicy TikTok dance moves! 😤🔥 Grab your wallets (and your sanity) because we’re dreaming about the **MacBook Air M4** hitting **$799** like it’s a Black Friday rave and everyone’s invited! 🎉💸 Y’all remember when MacBooks were just a flex on the gram? Now they’re like the equivalent of a sleeping bag at a tech sleepover: cozy but low-key problematic. 💀 But for real, how does a laptop *so* light (we’re talking featherweight fighter level) hold all that Apple magic? 🌌✨ This isn't just a laptop; it's a portable dream machine—perfect for pretending to work while scrolling through memes. 😂👨‍💻 Someone *leaked* a convo from an Apple developer: “We keep selling these babies at discounted prices, yet our customers still think we’re selling the latest iPhone for less than their rent!” 💀💰 Based, I know! So, what’s the vibe? If these babies drop to like **$649**, I'm throwing a rager and calling it the #MacBookAirM4DiscountedParty! 🚀🥳 🔥 Unhinged Prediction Alert: This Black Friday, the MacBook will be so affordable that *even your grandma* will start coding Python. Trendsetters, unite! 🤖👵💻