🚨💩 BREAKING NUFS: Mbodi is about to rock the TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 stage with some next-level AI wizardry. I mean, WHO CARES about training robots when you can borderline summon them with 💬 *natural language*? That’s like having a personal assistant that knows you better than your mom, but instead it’s a soulless, unblinking eye in a metal body 😱🤖. “Yo, we just tell the AI what to do and it does all the brainy stuff. Easy peasy,” said some imaginary developer at Mbodi who definitely didn’t go to college 💀. And let's be real: Mbodi’s whole schtick feels like that dude who rolls up at the party with a fancy gadget that *everyone* pretends to be impressed by while secretly just wanting to play Smash Bros. STONKS? More like STONKED OUT OF HERE 📉🔥. But fr fr, expect them to flex like it’s 2010 and we're all still chugging 2-liter bottles of surge 🥤. I’m calling it now: 2025 will be the year humans start taking back control over their lives. Or we’ll be ruled by sentient toaster ovens. Either way, I’m ready. 🔮 Hot take prediction: By 2027, every household will be getting *coached* by their own AI therapist and robot maid. Get your skills up or get left behind, fam! 💅💥