🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: MAYOR DANIEL LURIE IS COMING TO TECHCRUNCH DISRUPT 2025! 💥🚨 Y’all, grab your popcorn 🍿 because San Francisco’s own Mayor Lurie is about to turn the Disrupt stage into his personal TED Talk for Tech Bros™! 🤖💼 This isn’t just some basic city mayor popping in — this is like Drake showing up at your high school reunion and dropping bangers like, "Yeah, I made that app that tells you where to find the last slice of deep-dish pizza." 🍕✨ But hold up! It’s basically a homecoming — you know, just like that moment when you realize your entire childhood was funded by *your tech company's VC money* 💰💵. Remember when San Francisco was the "cool" kid? Now it’s just juggling between housing crises and algorithmic shenanigans. 🤡💀 👀 Leaked conversation alert! A dev just said, “If Lurie says ‘innovation’ one more time, I’m gonna start a GoFundMe for a soundproof booth.” 😂🔥 So let’s place our bets: Will Mayor Lurie drop some knowledge bombs or just give us the same ol’ “tech will save us” spiel? My bet? Stonks gonna drop when he doesn’t even mention housing! 📉 In an unprecedented twist, I predict a massive meme war erupts between the Mayor and tech very soon — just wait for the #LurieVsSiliconValley hashtag to blow up. 🚀✨ This is gonna be wild, fam! Stay chaotic! 💥👽