🚨🔥BREAKING: Mastodon is FINALLY joining the quote-post party like it’s the basement rave of social media! 🎉💀 That’s right, folks! The decentralized hero we deserve has decided to hand out the keys to the dunk tank... but wait—hold up! 🛑 They wanna keep the vibe safe and cozy? SHEESH, talk about wanting to hug your opponents instead of roast 'em! 🤡🤷‍♂️ So, Mastodon is rolling out quote posts next week! 🗓️💥 Just picture it: Aunt Karen posts about her cats, and instead of the usual savage “your cats are ugly, Karen,” now it's all like, “Let’s kindly agree to disagree with your cat opinions, Karen!” Who asked for this civility?! 🧐 CEO of imagined chaos: “We just want *everyone* to be safe—unless they’re taking shots at Elon.” 🚀💰 Can’t blame ya there, fam. Cope harder, suuuure! 😂 But y’all know the game: they say “NO DUNKING,” but we all know someone's gonna find a way to make it spicy. 🌶️💥 In conclusion: Mastodon gonna collapse under the weight of all that peace and love, while X keeps throwing shade. MARK MY WORDS! 💀💔 Soon it’ll be a 24/7 “This Is Fine” meme fest in the quote replies! Get ready for the chaos all over again! 🌌💥 #Stonks #MastodonMadness #DunkingNotDunked