🚨🐦BREAKING: MASTODON JUST SNATCHED IDEAS LIKE A THIEF IN THE NIGHT!💰💀 Yo, fam, grab your popcorn 🍿 because our favorite decentralized dinosaur, Mastodon, is getting a glow-up! They’re like “Hey, we saw Bluesky flexing with their dope starter packs, and now it’s our time to shine!” 🌟😂 But hold up—Mastodon is giving users the option to “opt-out.” You heard that right! It’s like being told: “Hey, do you wanna be picked for the dodgeball team? No? K, bye!” 🤡💔 In a totally *NOT* cringe twist, they’re going to suggest accounts to follow for new users 🚀, hoping to keep those 700K actives from ghosting faster than your ex’s texts! I mean, if we’re talking about those accounts, are they gonna be lit 🔥 or just like my grandma's Facebook posts? (No cap, they’re all about those cat memes 😻). 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We want to promote thriving communities—like Tinder for friends but without the awkward small talk!" 😂🤣 So, what’s next? Mastodon becomes the next influencer hub? Stonks going up 📈 or just… seething with cringe 😬? Here’s my hot take: in 5 years, every social media will be replaced by decentralized cat pictures 💥🚀. Let's GO! 🐾🔥