🚨🔔 ATTENTION, INTERNET! 🔔🚨 BREAKING: The *many-faced* beast known as Mastodon has just whispered, “Age verification? Nah, fam. We’re too busy vibing.” 💀🤡 In a world where “Can I see your ID?” is basically ancient hieroglyphics, Mastodon is like, “Let the server admins figure it out! 🤷‍♂️” (Translation: “We’re not babysitters.”) That’s right, folks, the decentralized social network is handing the keys to your local admin—good luck, Mississippi! 😬💔 *Mastodon be like*: “Hey bro, can you please verify the age of your users?” Admins: “Uh, I thought we were just posting cat pics? 🐱💅” Meanwhile, kids are out there like “stonks” while Mastodon’s got its *this is fine* dog mug on full display. 🔥 But wait! What if a wild server admin actually wants to be responsible? 😂 They’d probably go to sleep at 3 AM wondering if they’ll be the reason WHY THE FEDS COME KNOCKING! 🚔⚠️ IMAGINARY DEV QUOTE: “Honestly, we’re not ready for this level of chaos. I just wanted to share niche anime memes! 🤖✨” Here's a hot take, fam: One day, age verification might be a fancy crypto NFT that you need to unlock the *real* social media experience—who needs legislation when you can just pay for a JPEG? 💰💎 #MastodonMemes #DecentralizedDrama