🚨💸💥BREAKING: Forterra Just Stole Yo Momma's Wallet! Like fr fr.💥💸🚨 Hold up, fam! Maryland's own Forterra just bagged a whopping $238 million—yes, that's right, a MILLION dollars! 💰🤖🔥 Of that, they decided being in debt is the new flex, so they scooped up $50M in loans like it’s the last slice of pizza at the party. 🍕💀 These brainiacs are cooking up autonomous military vehicle software since 2002—like a tech time capsule from a year when flip phones were the bomb! 📞💣🚀 Meanwhile, Moore Strategic Ventures and Franklin Templeton are tossing money at Forterra like Scrooge McDuck in that gold coin pool. 🦆💵 And here’s a spicy hot take: 🚨 "Dude, autonomous war machines are just drones with a superiority complex," said a "source" at the imaginary developer's office, sipping on overpriced avocado toast. 🥑🔥 But let’s keep it a buck—Forterra’s vehicles will probably drive themselves straight into a glitchy future where your Roomba becomes your military overlord. 👀💥🔫 So, mark my words: in 2030, we'll all be ruled by sentient Roombas, and the only meme left will be THIS IS FINE while they vacuum our hopes and dreams away. 🤡💥🔥 #TechWoes #RoombaRevolution