🌽🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: MARYLAND JUST UNLEASHED AI TO SAVE THE DAY!* 🔥🌽 In a wild twist, Maryland is like, “Why not let Claude handle our food aid and Medicaid apps?” 🤖💰 Apparently, Gov. Wes Moore woke up one morning and decided to join forces with AI wizards at Anthropic and Percepta. It’s giving “This is fine” vibes while we speed run through housing permits like it’s an episode of *Super Mario* 🌟🏠! Imagine Claude whispering sweet nothings into your benefit applications—“🤖 ‘What’s that? You need food aid? Let me help you!’” Meanwhile, Percepta swoops in like a superhero 🦸‍♂️, saving Maryland from the bureaucratic black hole and speeding up those permits. Talk about an upgrade from paper-pushing to… umm, “AI-pushing?” 💀 *Dev Quote*: “Honestly, I’m just here for the stonks. If Claude can help my grandma get food stamps while I’m binging on *Call of Duty*, I’m in!” 🌌 *CONSPIRACY ALERT*: Is Claude secretly plotting to become Maryland’s next governor? 🤯 Or worse, will he run for president?! 😂 No cap, mark my words, in 2025 we’ll have AI politicians! Share this wild ride, fam! 🚀🔥 Or don’t, but remember: if your AI isn’t doing your grocery shopping, you’re living in the past! #NotGonnaCap