🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS: Marvell's Q2 revenue turned up 58% YoY, snagging a cool $2.01B - but guess what? That's like ordering a spicy chicken sandwich and getting a sad little plain bun. 🍔✨ Wall Street: "Bruh, we expected stonks to go BOOM!" 🚀 But Marvell's throwing out a forecast for Q3 at $2.06B, below the $2.11B hype train. So what's the response? *Cue dramatic music* 🎶 Marvell's stock plummeting 11%+ after hours like it just found out it wasn’t invited to the gaming convention. 💔😱 A leaked conversation between Marvell devs went like this: Dev 1: “So we’re still making money, right?” Dev 2: “Yeah, but it’s like adding a cherry on a dumpster fire.” 🔥💀 Like nah fam, that ain't it. The market’s seething like it just saw a Geocities website in 2023. 🤢💻 So here’s a hot take: Marvell is about to introduce a new line of chips called “Expectations Crusher 3000” – just to match every “in line” forecast, they’ll literally start charging you for disappointment. 🤖💰 Why aim high when you can aim “just okay,” amirite? 🤡💯 #MarvellDown #FailingForward #ThisIsFine 🔥💀