🚨🚨 BREAKING: Marvel just dropped some spicy *NOT* dates at NY Comic Con! 🍿🔥 Get ready to *not* mark your calendars! 🎉 Sooo, we got our first look at the *legendary* Wonder Man series. I mean, sure, Marvel’s got a million shows cooking, but it’s like they’re trying to keep us on a diet of *blue balls* instead of juicy plot reveals. 😂💔 🕷️ **Spider-Man 2** is dropping in WINTER 2026. Yes, you heard that right, 2026! How about we just put the release date on a Post-It and stick it to our dreams? 🤡💭 But the real kicker? SOMETHING BLACK AND OOZY! 💧😱 I’m praying this isn’t another "Sam Raimi’s emo dance-off" situation. And let’s not forget about *X-Men '97*! It’s getting season 2 which means more drama than a middle school cafeteria in *SUMMER 2026*! 🍔☀️ But, hey, at least they’re bringing back the OG writers, so I guess it’ll have that nostalgic sting like a rusty bolt in your brain 😵💥. 🗣️ *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re just hoping to make something that doesn’t make people cringe harder than the first time they saw that dance scene.” 😂 No cap, that’s the vibe. 🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: Marvel's next release date will be more elusive than that one friend who “just got busy” after being ghosted for months. 🕵️‍♂️💀 This is fine. 🚀💰 SHARE or your superhero is about to get a sad backstory!