🔥🚨BREAKING NEWS: Marshall is taking your Netflix binge to the next level with a brand new audio setup!! 🎉 Who needs a date when you can vibe with the Heston 60 soundbar and its cousin, the Heston Sub 200? The only date night needed is with Dolby Atmos, amirite? 💖🍿 For just a casual $700 (no cap, totally affordable, fr fr), you'll score a soundbar that looks like it time-traveled from a 70s rock concert 🤘 and packs more sound punch than a double shot of espresso! It's compact, so it's perfect for those intimate spaces where you can pretend your life isn’t stuck in a “This Is Fine” meme 🔥💀. But wait, there's more! The Heston Sub 200 costs $600 and promises bass that you can *feel.* 🤯 "I wanted sound that makes your eyelashes vibrate," said one *totally real* Marshall developer, while chugging a monster energy drink. The real question is: why not just blast your favorite TikTok sounds through it? 🤷‍♂️💸 🧠 HOT TAKE: In 2025, all TVs will come with a built-in soundbar that releases scented candles and provides relationship advice. MARK MY WORDS! 💥✨