🚨🔊 STOP THE PRESSES! BREAKING NEWS: MARISSA MAYER’S SUNSHINE STARTUP LAB IS GOING DARKER THAN MY SOUL AFTER A 2 AM CODE REVIEW! 💀🍵 👀 After a glorious seven-year ride in the Silicon Valley rollercoaster—where the highs were high and the lows were, well, *hitting every branch on the way down*—Marissa Mayer has decided to dissolve her Sunshine Lab. Someone grab the tissues, because Dazzle, her shiny new AI company, is about to scoop up the assets like it's the last slice of pizza at a tech meetup! 🍕💩 *Leaked Quote from Some Random Dev: “I thought we were building a spaceship, but we ended up with a puddle!”* 🚀💧 Dude, is this how the *disruption* process works? No cap, we were all vibing on the “Sunshine” dream, but it looks like it was *all talk* and no stonks! 📉😩💸 Drake pointing at the old startup: "Hmm, no thanks." Drake pointing at Dazzle: "YASSS. LET’S GO!" 🔥👑 Honestly, my hot take? BY 2025, WE'RE GONNA SEE A SUNSHINE REBOOT, but it’ll just be another cash grab where AI writes “motivational” tweets. 🤖✨ Get ready to hold onto your keyboards, because the meme storm is brewing 😤⚡. Share this ride or forever miss out!