🚨 TECH CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 Gather 'round fam, because the Salesforce CEO just dropped a takesplosion 💣💥 that has us all saying “Is this real life?” 🤡💀 Marc "The Cloud King" Benioff has officially swapped the rain for sunshine ☀️ as he’s now all chummy-chummy with President Trump, claiming he’s “doing a great job” 🙃💸. Like, WHOA! Did someone forget to mute the corporate cringe? #Unbelievable 🤦‍♂️ But wait, there's more! This tech GigaChad thinks we need National Guard troops in San Francisco to *combat crime* 🌆🚔. I can just picture the convo now: Dev 1: “Dude, why not just send robots?” 🤖 Dev 2: “Cope harder, man. Robots don’t carry guns!” 🍔 Oh, Marc, **that’s so based** but also so funky fresh 2016 Hillary vibes! Girl, where you at? 😳💅 But honestly, deploying National Guard in the tech capital? What’s next, putting crypto in the White House? Final prediction, hot take incoming: By 2025, we’ll have Salesforce managing the entire US! "Stonks" will be the national anthem, and the only language spoken will be buzzword bingo! 😂💼🔥 Share if you're ready to ride this meme wave! 🌊💫 #BenioffIsBae #TechTwists