🚨🍕BREAKING NEWS ALERT🍕🚨 Yo fam, you ever heard of a CEO who can't read the room? Enter Marc "Snooze-Fest" Benioff of Salesforce, the man who thinks calling in the National Guard is like ordering extra cheese on your pizza. 🍕🤦‍♂️ *Leaked Developer Quote™: "Bro, does he think he's the Mayor of San Francisco or somethin’? We’re vibin’ not warin’, fr fr!"* 😂 So, here's the tea: Marc casually drops his seemingly *hot take* 🍵 on needing the National Guard to patrol SF, and the entire internet collectively went "WTF?!" 🥴 Like, buddy, just because you sell cloud CRM doesn’t mean you can call in the troops like it's a Fortnite drop! 🛸 Cue his backpedal like he’s training for the Olympics. 🏃‍♂️💨 "Oops, sorry! My bad!" says Marc, clearly trying to channel his inner Drake pointing meme (🔁👉), but it's giving major *This Is Fine* vibes while the world burns. 🔥🌍 Prediction? Salesforce will drop a new feature called "National Guard Mode" for that sweet, sweet SAAS stonks 💰💸 and we’ll all have to pretend like it's a good idea... but no cap, it’ll go about as well as the *2000s tech bubble*. 🚀💀 Share this chaos if you agree that CEOs need a social media timeout! 🤡