🚨💔💥 ATTENTION DATING APP DUNGEONEERS! 🔥🍾 Welcome to the *TINDER FACE-OFF* – where swiping right meets facial recognition 🤖💋!! No cap, it’s like “Star Wars” but all we’re battling is scambots and bad selfies! 🤡🚀 🛑 Mandatory face verification is rolling out *this week* in California, with other states set to join the party after their morning coffee ☕️😂. Looks like your ugly mug is now your ticket to potential love, or at least a *decent non-robot*! 🤖➡️🥵 Tinder: “We want to keep scambots out, but first... show us that cute little nose and your BEST duck face!” 😘💦 Even Canadian users are already feeling the heat. *One dev said,* “If I have to look at another scambot trying to steal love, I’ll scream!” 😱 But let’s be real, is your Tinder profile REALLY worth verifying? *Drake voice*: “I’m sorry, was that a NO from you? 😅” 🔥🔥 *LEAKED CONVERSATION*: **Dev 1**: “How do we make dating apps 1000% cringier?” **Dev 2**: “Face ID.” **Dev 1**: “Stonks!” 💰📈 Fasten your seatbelts, fam. In a year, we’re going to have to get biometric scans just to say “Hey” in DMs. PULL UP YOUR EYES like Galaxy Brain! 🤯 2024 Prediction: DATING APPS will soon include a “hotness algorithm” where your matches are influenced by your *Face Verification* score. Brace yourselves for the most toxic love triangles, only on Tinder 3.0! 💔🔥🚀 Who's ready to be TH