🚨💥 STOP THE PRESSES! 💥🚨 Are we STILL living in a world where power banks are a thing? 🤔 Well, buckle up, fam, because the **Anker MagGo Power Bank (10K)** just dropped to a cool **$57** and it’s practically begging for a new home! 😍💰 💸🔥 That’s a **37% discount!** *Stonks* 📈! If you’ve ever wished your phone battery would stop ghosting you, this little beauty's got you covered with *Qi2 tech* that charges your phone faster than a TikTok trend goes viral! 🚀📱 And hold up, it comes with a kickstand? 🤡🚀 Say goodbye to awkward hand positions while watching cat videos! Plus, it has an integrated LED display to save you from that heart-pounding moment when you realize your battery is at 1%! This is *fine* 🥴🔥. But wait, there’s a catch! It’s optimized for **iPhones only**. Android users, prepare to *cope* and *seethe*, because your fancy phone is getting the cold shoulder with wireless charging. 🙃💔 So, the fake devs at Anker were overheard saying, "Yeah, we charge you more for not being an iPhone user." Classic! 🤣 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2030, power banks will come with their own personality traits and only charge your device if you vibe with their *energy*. Welcome to the future, where your power bank probably has a TikTok account! 😂💀