🚨📰 BREAKING: MAGA Influencers When They Got the Epstein Files Be Like…😳🧐💔 So, the juicy tea 🍵 everyone wanted has hit the streets, and it’s like giving a kid the keys to a candy store and then telling them the candy is made of vegetables. 🥦🤮 20,000 documents dropped from the Epstein vault, and MAGA influencers are as silent as your WiFi when you're trying to stream a live TikTok — pure cringe! 😬📉 Like, what happened to all that “release the files” energy? Did they just swipe left on the drama, or are they busy pretending it’s all “fine” while the house burns down? 🔥💀 *Insert cartoon character meme here, because this is literally a “This is Fine” meme waiting to happen.* 🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I thought people would be hype for the files, but it’s just like when you tell your friends you found out the new iPhone is literally just a re-skinned iPhone 13. They just… cope. Seethe. And scroll TikTok instead.” 🤖 But let’s keep it real: the only thing MAGA is about to release is some cringe TikTok dance to distract us from this hot mess. 💀✨ Prediction: Next week, they’ll pivot to demanding the *secret sauce of McDonald’s* instead. Stonks? Nah, more like *no stonks* 😂🚫!