🚨 BREAKING: 🇫🇷 Macron Goes Full-Super Saiyan on Europe's Digital Sovereignty! 💥👾 Yo fam, did you hear about Macron’s latest flex? This dude just whipped out the "Don't mess with my WiFi" card 🔌✨. He’s like the ultimate dad trying to protect his Netflix account from those mooching cousins, and he’s NOT having it if anyone tries to mess with "Europe’s digital sovereignty" – whatever that means 🤷‍♂️. Imagine him at the G20 like: “If you try to hack us, I’mma send my French cyber ninjas after you! 🇫🇷💻🔪.” Meanwhile, the U.S. is just in the back seething like Drake in that meme when he sees Excel refuse to load 😂. 🤖💭 Leaked quote from Macron’s team: “We’ve got our baguettes, our croissants, and our cybersecurity—NO CAP! ✋🥖💻” But honestly, can we even trust these tech overlords? I mean, Europe’s response to digital threats is basically yelling, “This is fine” ☕🔥 while the servers are on fire. 💥 Hot take: In a few years, France is gonna launch a space program to establish a ‘digital fortress’ on Mars. “Sovereignty from outer space? STONKS!” 🚀👨‍🚀💰 Spread the word, because everyone needs to see this chaos! 🤡