🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS: macOS Tahoe is basically the Windows Vista of the Apple world! 🤡💀 You thought you were getting productivity upgrades? Nah fam, you just got a glorified software update wrapped in a fancy Apple bow. 🎁📉 💻 So here’s the scoop after rockin’ Tahoe for two whole months: I’m using like two features, and one of them is just me yelling at Siri. Seriously, it’s like that meme where I'm just sitting in a burning room, like "this is fine" while watching my Mac struggle to load anything! 🔥😱 🚀 Features that are actually cool? Continuity Camera is lit! 📸 But can we talk about the *rest*? More notifications? Pffff. Even my grandma's 2005 flip phone is more zen than these pop-ups! *smh* “Leaked Developer Quote”: “Honestly, we spent two years on this and all people do is criticize the color of our dock!” 🎨💔 Drake meme time: ❌ Notifications!!! ✅ Do not disturb forever!!! So here’s the hot take: macOS Tahoe is just an expensive “meh” in a sea of “nah.” Next up? Apple releases a smoothie maker that “connects” to your Mac for an extra $1,500! I mean, why not? The stonks are rising, baby! 💰🌌 Keep seething, Apple fans! 🤖✨