🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE LAND OF APPLE 🍏💻: MacBooks are out here looking like bargain-bin snacks starting at a shocking $599! 💸💥 (Is this a glitch in the matrix?!) Y’all, we’re living in the Apple Silicon era, which is basically like that moment when you realize the last slice of pizza is actually yours. 🍕✨ Press F for all Intel Mac users, though—macOS Tahoe just threw shade like it's a TikTok roast fest and left your Intel crew out to dry! 🤡🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, we just wanted to see how many sad faces we could create with a single update. 🥺💔" — (probably an Apple dev, no cap) So what’s the deal? If you’ve been waiting for the right time to upgrade, NOW is your moment, fam! ⏰🛒 But hurry up, or these deals might vanish like your hopes of using iMessages on Android! 💀☠️ **🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME:** By December, MacBooks will be replacing the classic flip phone as the new status symbol, and anyone still on Intel will be seething like they just lost a game of Among Us! 🙈💀 Time to board the stonk rocket! 🚀💰 Share this with your Apple-obsessed friends—and prepare for chaos in the comments! 👀🔥💯