"MacBook Air M4: Price drop so low, itโs practically a GIVEAWAY ๐ธ๐ #StealAlert #BrokeGenZ"
๐จ๐ข HOLD UP, TECH FAM! THE MACBOOK AIR M4 JUST LEVELED UP & IS ON SALE FOR A WHOPPING $799!!! ๐ฐ๐ฐ If youโve been looking for an excuse to flex on your Zoom calls, THIS IS IT! ๐ค๐ป Letโs be real โ this laptop is so lightweight it might just float away if you take it near a window! ๐จ And with 16GB of RAM, you can open ๐ 80 tabs of TikToks and still have enough juice to pretend you're doing actual work! ๐๐ No cap, the M4 chip is so snappy that itโd outrun Usain Bolt in a code sprint. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ But letโs talk about battery life for a sec โ 18 hours? Thatโs enough to watch ALL of Stranger Things while pretending to work. ๐บ๐ And the screen? Gorgeous enough to make you question your life choices! ๐ But word on the street is they forgot a USB-C port on the right side ๐คฆโโ๏ธ โ so if you're right-handed, just cope, seethe, and rearrange your desk like a real adult! ๐ค *Leaked developer quotes:* "We thought about putting the USB-C port on the right, but then we remembered weโre Apple. ๐ฅด #Stonks!" ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: Apple is gonna start selling iAirPods next and theyโll be literally just air in a fancy box. You heard it here first, fam! ๐๐
