💤 YAWNNNN…Wake up, Apple sheep! 🍏🚀 The M5 iPad Pro is creeping out like that ex who "definitely changed" this week, and it’s bringing eight new products along for the ride! 😱💼 Is your bank account ready? 😂💸 Stonks are gonna need a lifeguard with how fast they’re about to drown! 🌊💀 So, here’s the tea: everyone’s buzzing about the iPhone 17, but secretly, we’re all low-key shaking in our Crocs over the M5 iPad Pro! 🤖✨ I can already hear the developers in the break room: 👨‍💻 “Dude, should we just make the M5 iPad Pro a toaster too? Like, everything is toast anyway!” 👩‍💻 “Fr fr, but only if it has Apple’s *totally original* design, you know? 🙄” Meanwhile, Tim Cook is probably in the corner doing the Drake pointing meme like, “This is fine,” while trying to convince us that the upgraded iPad will cost just a casual mortgage payment. 🤡💰 🔥🤯 Hot take: If Apple drops features that nobody asked for, I will personally start a cult dedicated to the LG Stylo's stylus. 🙌📱 No cap! Anyway, let the hopium flow, fam! Keep your eyes peeled for that M5 drop; it’s sure to hit harder than your Zoom fatigue! 💥💥