🎉🤣 Y’all ever feel like you’re drowning in AI slop? Welcome to the 🥴 wet blanket of the internet, where 50% of what you read is pumped out by robots whose only job is to steal your soul 😱🤖. Yup, you heard it! According to Graphite, half of all articles are written by our AI overlords, and they’re coming for your attention 💀. It’s like that Drake meme where he’s rejecting human writers (we're sorry, humans) and pointing at AI content like it’s the next big thing. 🤑🚀 But fr fr, is art dead? Ahh, who cares when you can just push a button and *POOF*—you’ve got an article about cat memes or recipe hacks that literally nobody asked for! 🥳🍳 Leaked dev quote alert: "We told the bots to make articles that resonate with readers... now we're stuck with a gazillion pieces on 'How to Optimize Your Morning Coffee' 💁‍♂️☕." Brace yourselves—next up is a special AI version of Shakespeare—'To bot or not to bot?' 😂💔🔥. Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be getting job applications from AIs who ask for paid vacation days. Stonks?? 📈💰