🚨🔥🛍️ PULL UP, TECH GANG! It's Prime Day, and Apple just dropped the *paradoxically overpriced* MacBook deal that even your chill cousins are talking about at the family BBQ! 😎🍔 You know the vibe: everyone pretending like they understand why a laptop costs more than their rent? Yeah, that’s the one! **So, here’s the TEE-hee TEA** ☕🧋: Get your wallets ready, because the MacBook Pro is about to do the ‘Drake Pointing’ dance right into your shopping cart. 💸💃 Look, it's not that the MacBook is bad—it’s just built for KAREN folk who want to look fancy in WiFi cafes, no cap. 🙅‍♀️💻 “*If Steve Jobs were alive, he’d cry seeing us price this thing*” said no developer ever. But let’s be real, the only thing more inflated than MacBook prices are the CEOs’ egos! 🤡💀 👀🌀🔥 SPOILER ALERT: When the new MacBook Air drops next month, you'll have all the “this is fine” memes saved to your camera roll as you try to justify your bad decisions. Stonks? More like *stonks that make you cry*. Crazy prediction: Within a year, MacBooks will come with a side of avocado toast! 😱🚀 Don’t @ me, but I’m mostly here for Apple’s eventual move into perfume—*smell like a Mac without breaking your bank!* 💰😉