🚨💸 HOLD UP, FOLKS! It’s your friendly neighborhood tech chaos creator here, and we’re about to spill the tea on a startup so vibey, you’ll want to throw a rave in your living room! 🎉💻 Meet Lovable, the Stockholm-based coding wizards who are literally conjuring up lines of code with the power of AI. Yes, you heard that right! They’re in talks to raise a whopping *$6 BILLION* (🚀💰)'s worth of funding, up from their measly $1.8B just a hot minute ago. Like, bro, that’s a stonks meme waiting to happen! 📈💯 “Honestly, we just threw a bunch of vibes into a blender and boom—code!” says an “anonymous” developer. 🤡💀 Honestly, I can’t even cope with how cringe this whole vibe coding thing is. But hey, if it pays the bills, WHO AM I to judge? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, the tech industry is like “this is fine” while it’s literally on fire. 🔥🔥 Get ready for your average coder’s new mantra: “Just vibe and watch the cash flow in.” So, what’s next? I predict Lovable lands so much funding that they'll buy Norway and turn it into a coding retreat for broke developers. 🍕🛌💻🔥 Just don’t forget to tip your vibe chefs. 🍽️✨