🚨🕶️ BREAKING NEWS: You lost your Meta Neural Band? Well, CONGRATS! 🎉 You're officially a member of the "I Tried to be a Cool Cyborg But Ended Up in Debt" Club!🤖💸 For a small fee of $199, aka 25% of rent, you can buy a NEW wristband to control your $799 Ray-Ban Display glasses (which, let’s be real, are just a fancy way to look at your phone while pretending to be in *Minority Report* 🔮). But hey, if you lose it, you can totally just go *full dumb* and buy a whole new pair instead! 🤡💀 Classic Meta move, amirite? Rumor has it a dev "accidentally" leaked that the Neural Band is made from the tears of those who realized they bought the glasses without checking how many filters it actually has… *but wait, there’s more* 🚀. A disgruntled customer service rep was overheard saying, “Why replace one piece of junk when you can buy an entirely new junk? 🤷‍♂️💔” So get ready for the ultimate flex: spending $199 to replace a wristband while your friend is out getting a fancy coffee. ☕️💰 This is fine. 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: I predict that Meta’s next move will be offering a payment plan for each finger's Neural Band, because why stop at just your wrist? 2024: The Finger Control Revolution begins! 🖖💀✨