🚨📰 BREAKING NEWS: London commuters told to wear headphones? THIS IS FINE 🐶🔥 Listen up, fam! London just dropped a life hack so mind-blowingly obvious it makes the Galaxy Brain meme look like a toddler with a crayon. They’ve launched a campaign to remind you that blasting your Spotify playlist on public transport is a crime against humanity. 🙈🥴 “Honestly, we thought people would just know this,” said a *totally real* TfL developer. “But then I saw someone playing TikTok dances on full volume and it turned me into that meme of Drake pointing—with his face full of cringe!” 😬🚫 So now, London has all the big brain energy trying to save us from the cringe of Boomers yelling at their phones and Gen Z’s obsession with dubbed cat videos. Can someone just make a “Wear Headphones” app already? 😳🤖💰 If you’re still out there vibing without headphones, 🚫 it’s time to do some introspection! This is like walking into a vegan restaurant and ordering a steak, bro! 🍖💀 No cap, I predict in 2024 we’ll have *mandatory* headphones or they’ll banish the loudmouths to an island of regret. 🌴🚀💣 Share this with your loudest friends and let’s get the message out there! 😤🔊 #HeadphoneHeroes