🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🎮🚨 Nintendo just dropped an update for the Switch 2 that’s about as welcome as a troll in a boss fight—UPDATE 21.0.0 is here, and it's BLOCKING third-party docks! 🛑👾 No cap, it’s like they said, “Let’s make some poor devs go back to the drawing board!” 🤡💀 They must have held a meeting with the ghost of Mario 🕵️‍♂️ for this one: “How do we frustrate our loyal fans? 🤔” Rumor has it 🍄 that Nintendo’s playing a game of *Who’s More Competent?* 🙄 with the third-party docks but is lowkey saying, “It’s not you, it’s us.” *Since when do shady Nintendo updates come with a side of "we did nothing wrong"?* 🤷‍♂️🍿 In slapping the brakes on these docks, Nintendo's latest stance feels like when Drake teases a new album but just drops another collab with DJ Khaled. WE DON’T WANT THAT! 😤🚀 📣 *Leaked developer quote*: “I spent hours coding like a mad scientist, and now my dock’s just a fancy paperweight. Thanks, Nintendo!” 😂 #ThisIsFine 💥 Prediction: *In a shocking twist, Nintendo announces their own third-party dock, but it’s just a glorified shoe box with an “authentic” sticker. Get ready to pay $120! 😱💰* Stonks going up? More like cringe going up! 👎🔥