🚨🛠️🍏 BREAKING APPLE FIASCO 🍏🛠️🚨 Gather 'round the campfire, fam! 🔥 Your favorite tech duo, Benjamin and Chance, just dropped a bombshell: Liquid Glass settings in iOS 26.1 beta 4. 💦 But wait… are they *really* just trying to mask their software design deficits? 🤔 This is like adding a new feature to a potato! 🥔💔 And guess what? The Apple TV *F1* deal is official, so now your couch can virtually watch cars go vroom while you seethe in your pitiful existence. 🚗💨 *“When you realize you can’t afford a Ferrari but can afford to binge-watch them”* – a new mindset just dropped! 💀 Meanwhile, Chance is getting handsy (👋🏼) with the new M5 Vision Pro. 🔭 Spoiler alert: Expect zero substance and max *"look at my fancy glasses!"* energy. 📸 Oh, and the iPhone Air? More like iPhone Flop. It’s reportedly tanking harder than your last Tinder date! 😂💔 “I thought selling a product called Air implies it should float, but instead, it just disappeared,” said a fictional Apple developer. 🧙‍♂️✨ In conclusion, we’re predicting that in 2 years, Apple will officially just be a meme museum—exhibit A: “Remember the iPhone Air?!” ✨👀📉 *Time to sell your *Apple stock* and invest in stonks instead! 💸💀*