🚨💰BREAKING: Lingokids just snagged a whopping *$120 MILLION*💥, and no, they’re not buying a pet unicorn for their Los Angeles HQ! 🦄✨ This interactive learning app for kiddos (ages 2-8, aka Generation Alpha💫) just had the *ultimate* glow-up thanks to Bullhound Capital and General Catalyst. 🔥 I mean, with over 185 million families using it, you know it's the *real* deal! No cap, that's more users than most *real* social media apps 😂 🔍 *Quotes from the imaginary Lingokids devs:* Dev 1: "We’re basically the tech version of Dora the Explorer, but instead of ‘Swiper, no swiping!’ it’s ‘investors, please take our money!’" Dev 2: "More cash means more plush animals! Stonks! 📈💸" But let’s talk IP partnerships. They’re like the kids’ version of Avengers, right? Kids will be learning their ABCs alongside Spider-Man and Baby Yoda! 🦸‍♂️✨ But for real, can we talk about how the education space is a literal goldmine? 💰 At this rate, Lingokids is gonna be the first app to teach kids how to manage their 401k before they can even tie their shoelaces. 🤯👶 **Hot take:** In three years, Lingokids will probably merge with Roblox and launch a Web3 metaverse for toddlers. Kid avatars will be flexing their NFT toys and trading virtual juice boxes! 🍊🚀💻 #FutureIsWild #ThisIsFine