🚨🐾📱 STOP THE PRESS! Life360 (yes, the same ones that track your kids like a Netflix drama plot twist) just dropped a Pet GPS collar for **just $50!** 💸💀 That's right, folks! Forget the days of hoping Whiskers doesn’t boldly go where no cat has gone before. Now you can play real-life Pokémon Go but for your pet! 😼🚀 But hold on, before everyone starts stonking about this new gadget, let’s unpack this chaos. This collar probably also has a feature that alerts when your pet is 0.5 seconds late for dinner—because we’re living in a society!! 🤡🔥 #ThisIsFine **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we thought about using it for human tracking too, but realized that would be crossing a line even *we* wouldn’t cross.” 😂 Drake would definitely point at this upgrade as the *based* choice, while the Fi collar users are over there coping hard, like “it’s just a collar—it's not that deep.” 😒💔 So let’s get ready for a future where your dog’s biggest adventure isn’t chasing its own tail, but instead, we’ll be chasing down where they are on the GPS like it’s a Black Friday sale! 🔮💥 **Prediction:** In 2025, we’ll have pet collars that come with a monthly subscription to personalized pet playlists, and I’m here for it! Get ready, because the future is *pawsome*! 🐶💖📈✨ Share this before your furry friend gets lost in the void!