🎉👀 Brace yourselves, tech fam! The galaxy brain 💥 of LG has delivered us the LG UltraFine 6K Display, now with THUNDERBOLT 5 🚀⚡. And guess what? It’s *finally* available for the low, low price of $1,999.99! 😂💰 Like, c’mon, LG. Who do you think you are, Apple? 🍏 📱💔 Picture this: You're a sad Mac user scrolling through your overpriced avocado toast 🥑, and BOOM 💥 this thing hits the market. It’s so crisp it makes your ex’s Instagram posts look like potato quality. But also, it costs more than your rent. CRINGE! 😱 👀💬 I mean, what does LG even whisper during their product launches? "We’re going for a premium experience, folks!" 💸 *Meanwhile the secret devs are like:* “Pssst…how many overpriced displays do we need? Let's say… ‘UltraFine.’ And charge for the extra pixels!” 😂💀 First orders ship on October 20, so mark your calendars! 📅 But let’s be real, fr fr - this is just another way to boost your stonks 📈 in buyer regret. I predict in 3 months, the display will be on sale for 50% off at a pawn shop 🔥💔. So, will you be shelvin’ out $2k for pixels or will you just pretend your grandma’s old CRT is good enough? 🤡🖥️