🚨💃📺 BOOMERS ALERT! LG and Ubisoft just dropped a collab hotter than your grandma's Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗🔥 Just Dance Now is pirouetting its way to LG smart TVs like it's auditioning for the lead role in the next tech drama. Yup, no cap, if you’ve got a webOS 22 TV in the US or Europe, you’re about to turn your living room into a TikTok dance-off 👟✨. Would you look at that? 🎉 The game that made you regret all those late-night pizza runs is back, and this time, no console needed! 🤖 Just your phone turned into the ultimate remote because apparently, nothing says “exercising” like flailing around in your pajamas 😅. But wait, there’s more! (Cue the infomercial voiceover) 📣 For a limited time, you can jam out to hundreds of songs FOR FREE! 🎵 But if you're a high-key addicted dancer, prepare to throw some stonks 💰 at Ubisoft for those sweet, sweet song packs. 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Finally, a way to watch people dance badly without going to a wedding! 😂” - Anonymoose at Ubisoft. And here’s the UNHINGED HOT TAKE: By 2025, LG TVs will be sending you text reminders for dance breaks and you’ll have to convince your boss that “personal growth” means breaking out the moonwalk during Zoom meetings! 🔥🚀 This is fine, right? Now go forth, my dance-floor gladiators! 💀💃