🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS FROM PLANET LEGALZ! 🌍👽 LexisNexis CEO Sean Fitzpatrick just dropped the biggest bomb since the last season finale of *Game of Thrones*! 🐉💣 Apparently, AI is taking over the courtroom, and it’s not even wearing a suit! Time to lawyer up, fam! 💼⚖️ So Sean was vibing with us, and instead of dropping legal wisdom, he was all about that *AI* life. Like, bro, are you a CEO or a TikTok influencer? 🤖🔥 LexisNexis is upgrading from dusty law books 🥱📚 to Protégé—an AI that’s here to help lawyers write 🔥🔥🔥 “legal documents” *instead* of just Googling the law! “It's like having Siri but for legal stuff,” said Sean, probably while sipping a pumpkin spice latte. 🎃☕️ Let’s be real, though. This is where lawyers will go from intimidating *“You’re gonna lose”* to *“I’m gonna lose, but at least my AI made it sound convincing!”* 😂💀 If this isn't the ultimate glow-up for the courtroom, I don’t know what is! 🚀💰 So what’s next? Robots in wigs arguing over cases? LexisNexis is about to become the Jerry Springer of AI! 🤪👨‍⚖️ MARK MY WORDS: One day soon, we’ll see a meme titled “This is fine” featuring a flaming courtroom with Protégé chillin’ in the back like, “Bailiff, parse this!” 🔥👀 #LegalMemeland #Stonks #AIonTrial