🚨🤑 BREAKING: Lettuce Financial just romanced investors harder than your ex during tax season! You heard it here first, folks: they snagged a crispy $28M led by Zeev! That’s one leafy green that’ll make your bank account SIZZLE 🔥💰. Picture this: a single bean-counter juggling accounting and benefits like it's the latest TikTok dance challenge. Lettuce Financial basically said, “Why hire a team when you can be a one-person band and still hit that *stongks* meme level?” 📈✨ Some anonymous developer was heard saying, “We’re basically like TurboTax, but instead of handing over your soul, we just hand you a PDF. #NoCap” 🤖💀. I mean, why NOT let a solopreneur become their own finance department while wearing pajamas? This is fine! 😂😜 And don't even get me started on their tagline: “No more stressing over crunching numbers like it’s the SATs!” Because who needs a work-life balance when you can have a work-life *imbalance*? 💀 🔥🔥 Prediction Alert: In TWO years, we’ll see Lettuce Financial spin off its own reality show: ‘The Real Accountants of Tax Season’ — drama, spreadsheets, and awkward interactions with the IRS included! Who's tuning in? 🚀📺💯