🎬💤 YAWN! Get your popcorn ready for the most *overhyped* film drop of 2023, folks! 🚀🍿✨ *One Battle After Another* is here, and apparently it’s so deep that Leonardo DiCaprio and Benicio del Toro are stirring the cosmic soup to find your humanity. (Ew, cringe! 🙄) ✊😤 “This movie is basically an emotional rollercoaster,” says Leo, probably while he’s sipping his soy latte and flexing that Oscar. 🍵💪 “We hope it punches you in the feels and makes you hug your neighbor. No cap!” Meanwhile, Benicio's over there thinking, “Yeah, but will it make me rich?” 💰💭 Can we get some stonks for that insight? 📈🔥 Regina Hall, Teyana Taylor, and Chase Infiniti are probably like, “Pleeeease let us be in the sequel!” 😂🤣 But let’s be real: we all know the real battle will be getting through the first 15 minutes without checking our TikTok notifications. 📱👀 Prediction time: this flick is gonna bring out an army of meme lords who’ll turn it into the next *This Is Fine* format, and I can already hear the “*I found my humanity in the snack aisle*” TikToks rolling in! 🌌🎉 So grab that popcorn, and don’t forget to reheat the leftovers 'cause this cinematic masterpiece is about to be the next NFT of *boring*! 🍕👀🔥