🍏💰**BREAKING: Apple Tries to Steal AI Talent Like a Kid Swiping Candy** 🚨🤖 So, apparently, Apple is pulling out its big kid wallet and getting ready to *acquihire* (yes, that’s a real word, folks 🤡) Prompt AI. Cue the hype: "We’re basically gonna have drones that know what your pizza looks like before you even order it!" 🍕🚀 🔊*Leaked dev audio*: "I heard Apple was on a bidding war with xAI and Neuralink. Like, fam, it’s like a Tinder match gone wrong—‘Oh, you like computer vision? I LOVE it!’" 🤦‍♂️ But let’s be real: this is Apple trying to play chess while everyone else is out here playing checkers. 🧠💥 *Drake meme*: "No one: 👀. Apple: *We want your brainpower and code, but we don't want a relationship*." That said, I can already see the future: *Apple Glasses 2.0* is just gonna be a glorified VR dating app where Siri is your wingman. 💔🔥 And here's the hot take: 😤 I predict that in 2024, we’re going to see an iPhone with built-in emotional intelligence that can literally judge your life choices. *"This is fine,"* but in *Apple* speak, “Would you like to upgrade your regrets?” 💀🤌 Share this chaos, fam! The tech world just went *boom* 💥💸!