🚨💥 BREAKING: Leaked Docs Say Trump’s Energy Department Got a Lil' Too Cozy with Politics – Like a Peak Reality Show! 🎭💔 So, listen up fam! It’s getting juicier than a TikTok conspiracy theory! 🌪️🌈 Apparently, the Department of Energy decided to play favorites like your uncle does with his dog 🐕💔— and it's the Harris-voting states that got the RUG PULLED OUT FROM UNDER THEM! 😂🔥 💥💡“DOOMED FOR D.F. – DON’T FRIEND THEM” 💡💥 according to a *definitely real* source inside the DOE. (Shoutout to the intern, Kyle, who "accidentally" leaked this). “They cut funding like they were trimming the fat on a pizza 🍕!” But wait – some blue states? 🤔 Yeah, they still got the stonks! 📈 Why? It’s like they’re playing Monopoly and someone took the ‘Get Outta Jail Free’ card! Texas is watching with the *This Is Fine* dog meme 🐶🔥. So buckle up, because in the next episode of “Let’s Make Energy Great Again” 🎢, we’re about to see who can “seethe” harder when the lights go out! 🔌💀 🔥💣 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll be generating power through TikTok dances. No cap. ✌️🚀 #EnergyDrama #MemeItUp