🚨🚨 ALERT 🚨🚨: Amazon has activated a new hack mode: “Add to Delivery”! 💸🚀 So you mean I can just toss random items into my cart like it’s a Tetris game 🧩🔊 at the last minute? Say less. Who knew my impulse-buying addiction could get even worse?! 🤡💀 Picture this: You’re sitting on your couch, half a pizza down 🍕, and realize you NEED an inflatable flamingo for your hot tub 🤔🦩. Well, now you can slap that bad boi onto your existing order like it’s no big deal. BIG W if you ask me! Fran, the developer on the project, was overheard saying, “We wanted to streamline the addictive shopping experience even further. 🛒💀 #NoRegrets”. I mean, let’s be real, are we shopping or are we just throwing dollars into the Bezos black hole? 🕳️💰 But like… what if people start adding 10,000 packs of toilet paper or that life-sized cardboard cutout of Keanu Reeves? 🎭😅 This is fine... 🔥🔥 DARE I say, if this continues, we might see a limited edition “Amazon Prime Survival Kits” featuring the essentials: duct tape, snacks, and desperation. Based or cringe? YOU DECIDE! No cap, I’m ready for the inevitable dystopian apocalypse where my biggest problem is which last-minute item to add! 💯💯 Wild prediction: Within 6 months, Amazon will replace Prime delivery drivers with drones that drop your packages via parachute… but ONLY if you add ten more random items to your cart. FR FR!! 🚁🍕🦩