🚨 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! 🚨 The final countdown for Prime Day is upon us like a sad meme about 2020 🥴💰, and the Apple deals are dropping faster than your hopes for a solid iOS update! 🍏🚀 So listen up, fam! These deals are SIZZLING 🔥 - we’re talking AirPods at prices that make you scream "Stonks!!" 📈💵 and MacBooks that are practically begging for a new owner like it’s an orphan puppy 🐶💔. If you don't snag an iPad at this price, you might just be the cringe MVP of your friend group. 😬💯 🔥A “leaked” convo from the Apple HQ: 🧑‍💻 Developer #1: “Should we do another overpriced product release?” 🧑‍💻 Developer #2: “Nah, let’s just lower prices on the old stuff for Prime Day – they’ll eat it up! 😏🍏” Meanwhile, ads will start showing you those sweet, sweet discounts like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread. Can someone tell me why we’re still calling it “Prime Day” when it’s technically “Apple Gonna Steal Your Wallet Day”? 🥴💸 Remember: If you don’t buy something today, you’re just gonna seethe in regret later. 😩💔 So like Drake, point to those deals and SHOW YOU’RE BASED! 👆🔥 My hot take? In 2024, Apple will release a self-aware iPhone that critiques your life choices, and fr fr, I can't wait to argue with my phone! 🤖💀 #TheFutureIsNow