🚨🔥 Y’all better buckle up, because only 3 DAYS LEFT to snag your exhibit table at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! That’s right – the clock is ticking faster than my buddy trying to explain blockchain to our grandma 😂💀. 🚀 Get your butt to San Fran from October 27-29, because if you miss this, you’re literally letting your competitors take the spotlight like Drake pointing at that sad little "not booked" exhibit table 😭👉. 😤 Imagine the cringe of watching another startup steal your thunder while you sit at home, scrolling through memes, coping and seething at your life choices. You’d be sitting there like "this is fine" while the stonk market for your ideas crashes harder than my last relationship! 💔📉 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: "I don’t always exhibit, but when I do, I make sure people leave with my startup’s merch and a strong sense of FOMO." - Literally No One Ever So, what’s it gonna be? Your moment to shine or vibing in your mom's basement for another year? Based on my calculations, if you don’t book that table, you’ll end up being the “Before” pic in a meme. 💥 Hot take: By 2030, the only exhibitors left will be AI-powered holograms and they’ll be serving pizza. 🍕🤖 You heard it here first!