🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Larry Ellison just said, “Hold my $101 billion” and bodied Elon Musk for the title of the world’s richest person! 💀🔥💸 Y’all, in one glorious morning, Larry’s net worth popped up to a cosmic **$393 BILLION**. That’s more zeros than my bank account after a weekend at IKEA 💔✨. Meanwhile, Elon’s got a measly $385 billion—like, bro, you’re telling me selling *all the Teslas* and tweeting about Dogecoin didn't make you a trillionaire?! 👀🤡 Oracle’s cloud biz is looking thicker than any influencer’s filter, projecting a jaw-dropping **$144 billion** over FOUR years. Kinda makes you wonder if Larry’s out there giving money-making seminars while Elon’s still trying to convince us Mars is the next hot vacation spot. “This is fine,” he said, while the brackets on his stonks chart turned into a cringe meme. 😂🚀 In a totally *not* fake developer quote, one Oracle dev stated, “We swapped caffeine for stonks—now we levitate!” 🤖💥 🔮💅 My totally valid and not-unhinged prediction? By 2025, we’ll see a bidding war for toilet paper rights in space. ‘Cause why not? 🚀🧻 Stay tuned, fam!