🚨💰BREAKING: Oracle's Larry Ellison just flipped the script and now he’s rolling with $393B, snatching the crown from Elon “Twitter Fingers” Musk’s $385B. Welcome to the billionaire smackdown of the century! 👑💥 💹 So, Oracle’s stock skyrocketed 40%+ like it just took a pre-workout at the gym and started lifting heavy. Meanwhile, Musk’s tweets probably went full-on cringe. 😬🔫 Time for Elon's **Stonks** to take a massive dip while Larry sips that rich dude tea. ☕💸 “Not gonna lie, I thought I’d need a rocket to stay on top,” said a *totally real* developer at Oracle who may or may not have been wearing a tinfoil hat. 🤖👽 They then added, “Who knew beating Q1 estimates could be more profitable than selling Teslas?” The internet is losing its mind like that one meme with the dog in a burning house saying “This is fine.” 🔥🔥 In the end: *Billionaire Wars: The Reality Show* is coming in 2024, and I can’t wait for the episode where Larry builds a yacht exclusively for vibing while Elon contests it with a spaceship. 🚀 Hot take: Next week, Bezos will drop Amazon’s new cryptocurrency called “RichBucks” that does absolutely NOTHING. You heard it here first! 💣💥💀