🚨🔥 ATTENTION TECH GEEKS AND MEME LORDS!🔥🚨 So, you thought your daily dose of "boring billionaire news" couldn’t get any spicier? Enter Larry Ellison, aka the IRL Tony Stark, who’s like “Oxford? I’m taking my $1.3 BILLION and turning it into a sci-fi universe!” 🤖💰 Who needs that old 900-year history when you can sprinkle AI glitter all over like confetti at a TikTok party? 🎉 Our boy Larry’s plopping his Ellison Institute right in the heart of academia, because nothing screams “I’m a genius” like relocating your brainchild from sunny LA to rainy England. ☔️ Honestly, you know he's gonna put a "NO GOGGLES NO PEAKING" sign outside the labs. 🕶️🔬 And say goodbye to your local pub, ‘cause Larry bought that too! Can you imagine the "techies and scholars" trying to drink craft ales while discussing quantum computing? 🍻 This is fine. *flames in background* 🤔💭 Developer Quote: “I thought AI was hard—now we gotta teach drunk Oxford students how to use it?” And to top it off, we’re predicting that in 5 years, Ellison will replace the ‘Oxford comma’ with the ’Ellison period’. Prepare for the intellectual chaos- *cue galaxy brain explosion*! 💥🧠 STONKS for academia, maybe? Or just a meme factory headed for cringe territory? 🤡🔮💀 #FutureOfOxford #AIAndAles #TechWorldTakedown